Every Trader Joe's Snack you Need Based on your Zodiac Sign

Every Trader Joe's snack you need based on your zodiac sign

Have you ever fallen into a trance as you roam down the aisles of your local Trader Joe’s? Me too.  Trader Joe’s is more than just a supermarket; it’s a full-blown experience where you’ll walk out an entirely different person. 

Next time you’re at Trader Joes, let your horoscope control what you purchase. Here is a comprehensive list of all the foods you should purchase from Trader Joes, based on your zodiac sign.


Aries, you’re a fire sign. You are never afraid to speak up and your confidence and determination lead you through life.  You need foods that are bold and spicy to match your personality.  Try these treats next time you visit Trader Joes:

1. Chili & Lime Rolled Tortilla Chips

2. Red Chili Scalloped Crackers

3. Hot & Sweet Pepper Jelly

4. Buffalo Style Chicken Dip


Taurus, you have an appreciation for nature and earthy things. You also enjoy the finer things in life, and crave foods that are decadent and delicious.  Try these foods next time you visit Trader Joes:

1. Mushroom & Black Truffle Flatbread

2. Double Cream Brie Cheese

3. Dark Chocolate Covered Mini Pretzels

4. Burrata, Prosciutto, and Arugula Flatbread


Gemini, you have a tendency to be indecisive sometimes.  You need snacks that give you the best of both worlds, so you don’t miss out on any flavors. Try these foods next time you visit Trader Joes:

1. Everything but the Bagel Potato Chips

2. Peanut Butter Filled Pretzels

3. Sweet & Salty Snack Mix


Cancer, you’re a sensitive and caring sign, so you tend to gravitate to things and people that provide you a strong sense of safety.  You’re a comfort foodie, which is why you need to try out these snacks next time you’re at Trader Joes:

1. Breaded Mozzarella Sticks

2. Vanilla Mini Hold the Cone’s

3. Four Cheese Mac ‘n Cheese


Leo, you’re very well-liked and always the center of attention.  You’re a social butterfly, and need snacks that reflect that.  Try out these finds next time you’re at Trader Joes:

1. Chocolatey Coated Chocolate Chip Dunkers

2. Cookie Butter

3. Cheddar Rockets


Virgo, you’re a health conscious queen. You live a very active and healthy lifestyle and your food choices reflect that.  Try out these snacks next time:

1. Seasoned Kale Chips

2. Organic Pomegranate Hibiscus Kombucha

3. Cauliflower Pizza Crust

4. Vegan Kale, Cashew, and Basil Pesto


Libra, you strive for harmony and balance, and always try to keep the peace. You love to entertain, which is why you should try out these Trader Joe’s must haves:

1. Fig & Olive Crisps

2. Sparkling Pink Lemonade

3. Parmesan Crisps


Scorpio, you have an element of mystery to you, and your feelings are strong and intense. The snacks you need have to reflect the intensity of the emotions you feel. Try out these bold snacks next time: 

1. Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups

2. White Truffle Popcorn

3. Umami Seasoning Blend


Sag, you live an adventurous lifestyle. You love to explore new things and places, which is why your go-to snacks are exotic and unique.  Try out these foods next time you’re at Trader Joe’s:

1. Unexpected Cheddar

2. Thai Yellow Curry Sauce

3. Everything but the Elote Seasoning Blend


Capricorn, you’re an extremely hard worker and don’t have time for elaborate meals. You value practicality and convenience, which is why these foods are perfect for your busy lifestyle:

1. Harvest Salad with Grilled Chicken

2. Italian Style Wrap

3. Banana & Almond Butter Protein Smoothie


Aquarius, you’re very inquisitive, and are always seeking to try new things.  You have a quirky personality and just want to have a fun time.  Try out these snacks:

1. PB & J Snack Duo

2. Dried Fruit Banana Chips

3. Popcorn in a Pickle

4. Mango Joe Joe’s


Pisces, you’re very in touch with your emotions. You like to have deep, meaningful conversations about your aspirations with your closest friends.  Next time you have a heart to heart with a friend, try munching on these snacks:

1. Soft Baked Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies

2. Strawberry Mochi

3. Scandinavian Swimmers


Written by: Jordan Peterkofsky 

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